Greetings, fellow humans,
As a human such as you, I promise to keep us safe from any human and non-human things that may harm us humans.
As all humans know, some humans are more friendly than others. Some living beings known as ...
Greetings, fellow humans,
As a human such as you, I promise to keep us safe from any human and non-human things that may harm us humans.
As all humans know, some humans are more friendly than others. Some living beings known as "politicians" even try to disguise themselves as human beings when they are in fact not. They are dogs or swines.
That is why, fellow humans, I am applying for your vote in order for this congregation of humanity to stay filled with humans.
All other candidates are not humans, but politicians. I am not. I am 100% human, as you can see because I am telling you.
If you vote for me, I promise to make this place a better place. The best place. The best human place possible.
I will do what I can, how I can, for us as a group, as a country, as a civilization.
Vote for me. The HUMAN me. For the human us.
P.S
: That human in the picture is definitely me. He is 100% human, because I am human, and he is me.
